How to Take Care of Your Human Pet - Sami Oskar FREE AT SMASHWORDS - https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/64356I think this is just mean as a parody read.Then again, I aught to really consider reading this book if I want to keep them as pets:[ My very own cute little pets in a mini tank ♡ ] I will need to learn how to be a responsible and loving owner. Keep em healthy and happy always in my care.