The Lives of Tao
SUPER FUNNY GUY THIS AUTHOR - look at his witty interview. I MUST read this book!
I've just laughed my head off over this tiny bit of excerpt from the book:He didn’t know what was going on or who was talking, but he was so scared right now that he did whatever this voice said. He took the two bottles and smashed them together.
Thunk. They didn’t break.
What the…? Roen looked down and tried again.
Thunk. Thunk. The damn bottles wouldn’t break.
“Oh, for the love of…” Roen gritted his teeth and tried again.
Thunk. Thunk. They finally shattered into two jagged shards and he waved them in front of him triumphantly, trying to imitate that already fading image of the gladiator.
Good. Say something mean.
“Wha’… what?”
Threaten him.
“You… you give me all your money!” Roen yelled.
That is not what I meant.
